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 No.235[Reply]

This may be shitposting general, but it is still esoteric shitposting. That does not mean you get to run 100% rampant and rule free. Global rules apply.

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 No.500[Reply]

how to delete ilumanati.exe

>go on windows

>system restore points

>500 bc

>kill pathagoris

>he never invents the triangle

chexmix, lizard fag man

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 No.527

>>526

it was the mysterious sea people who faked up your imperium god king pharro,

#Stop blaming Pubebeard the Ginger


 No.608

>>526

>be egyptian

>try rolling in grave

>you are in a museum


 No.1315

>>526

>be egyptian

>kikes shoah my civilization, kikes use niggers to destroy the aryan egyptian bloodline

>all fucking niggers must hang


 No.1672

test


 No.1684

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 No.879[Reply]

any turbo old fags from 4chan remember the J-i-m P-r-o-f-i-t meme? I never knew what it meant but apparently YEARS ago when people would post that name in any thread, they would instantly be banned for very long, or even permanently.

my question is Did some people on 4chan years ago predict that a person they didn't know yet named Jim would own the new 8chan that they didn't know existed yet, and turn it from a non-profit website into a profit website that collects data?

there have been people permabanned from 8chan for discussing jim.

what do you make of this?

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 No.1350

Jim Profit was just a pot-smoking communist troll who really hated moderators. He was well known on /4chon/.

Here are his channels:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIn6939EHi7dpTkqX-uf4Tw

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClzIXHhY_LZPaRvKlXIhIdQ

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEYFQDqjQUyx5H1VZ_XsQA


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 No.1401

>>1350

>hates moderators

was he a founding member of /intl/? That would explain a lot




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 No.987[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post your intent to join the Collective in this thread! This will make evalution by our sisters fast and easy!

Benefits of becoming a succubus:

>breaking free of reincarnation, no longer forced to deal with pesky human matters

>immortality, you will be invincible

>have the body you have always dreamed of

>nobility status in hell, noone will hurt you if you go to the underworld

Additionally, benefits of being a Collective member:

>your own personal cave

>access to Collective facilities such as the beach, the distant islands and the high plateu

>get good deals with our internal credit score system

>"rent a body" system for those who want to visit the human world but lack the ability to form their own body

>free access to the worlds of our allies, including the popular incubus world Candy Kingdom

If after posting your intent, the evalution determines your are more fit to be an incubus, proper arragements will be made to connect you with a suitable guide among our incubus allies.

DON'T HESITATE, POST TODAY!

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 No.1542

>>992

This. Don't be a Collective cuck.


 No.1564

>>1542

The collective does not recruit males.


 No.1646

>>1564

I want to join the collective as soon as possible.


 No.1659

>>1646

Noted.

A guide has been assigned, she will contact you shortly.


 No.1662

>>1659

i feel my nipples are tingling...




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 No.954[Reply]

I cast Magic Missile

Your move, /loosh/.

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 No.1117

Uh, okay.


 No.1240

I cast melanin.

The power of WE WUZ KANGZ MUTHFUK blinds you as the dark sun is projected by my pineal gland and refracted by the MELANOSIS PRINCIPLE vaporizing your white ass instantly.

WE WUZ KANGZ MUTHFUK AND WE BE GETTIN STRONGER

WEZ GUN USE OUR MELANIN POWAHZ TO KILL ALL DA WHITEYS IN THE UNIGHTED STAYTES AND THEN WEZ GUN KILL ANYUNE WHO DON HAVE NUFF MELANIN WEN WE CREATE THE DARK SUN OF MELANIN THAT WUZ DESTROYED BY THE ANNUKI (THA WHITE MANSS CREATOR!) WHO KILLED THA ALIEN PHAROES AND YAKUB OUR GOD AYOOOOOOOO


 No.1472

cast reflect to shoot the missile back at you


 No.1545

>>1113

>have four trumpettes

>pic has 5 trumpettes

excellent shitposting


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And it hits your lifepoints.




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 No.930[Reply]

Are sanguine, supernatural, physical vampires real?

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 No.1487

>>1475

So you just want to fuck a vampire?


 No.1492

>>1487

While that idea is amusing, it's turned out to not be so simple. It seems their occult/magical barriers are very strong and they can not even change this themselves. Some of them seem to have been turned as virgins and they still are. From what I understand the females like giving blowjobs but they just can't go all the way.

Imagine being mentally blocked and stronger than anyone, noone can force themselves on a vampire. The ancients are not the whores they have been presented as.

So there you have it... at first they thought I was a demon and performed a ritual to exorcise me when I contacted one of them telepathically, because this just doesn't happen.

It's just an idea, but they find it amusing as well, would someone be able to do it?

On the other hand, if you want to be a vampire you're looking up them as some kind of ideal, and this is not very interesting for someone who's mostly old and tired. If you're no fun, they won't care.


 No.1499

>>1492

If their barriers are so strong that would just give them away to someone who tries to enter.


 No.1516

>>1499

Barriers are not physically visible or felt with the senses, they function by mind control of every being or spirit around them. You can't see what your mind doesn't allow you to notice.


 No.1570

>>1516

That's easy then you just have to keep your mind focused on being tampered with, the hard part would noticing others can't notice the person




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 No.986[Reply]

I do not wish to be balding any longer. My goal is to regrow my hair.

 No.1517

>>986

I'll second this.

I was just gonna go bald with dignity and be a man about it, but I'm so short and otherwise young looking that I look like a cancer patient and people seem geniunely concerned about my health.

I feel like a fraud.


 No.1543

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Step 1, visualize yourself in desired state

Step 2, pour as much loosh as you can into said form

Step 3, resonate with this until desired results are achieved

Step 4, ???

Step 5, Profit

Have some hair.




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 No.962[Reply]

Is there any way of becoming a female, right here and now, without going through HRT? Like spooky magic? Or even if it is along the lines of HRT, just some tips. Or even just trap tips would be great.

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 No.1138

>>1132

I know there is a focus on the health aspect at first, but imo that is secondary, and it's not the reason I started the practice. I just wanted the buddhist type enlightenment and couldn't really care less about the rest.

Still there are lots of stories of people who treated serious illnesses throught the exercises alone, but this is not meant to be talked about as the main goal, it's more of a side effect.

>looking at their founder isn't promising

I know it sounds like a typical excuse, but it was explained in a recent lecture he held. There's also mentioned in Zhuan Falun how the founder of buddhism could have remained here as an immortal, but choose not to, because it may have caused attachments among his followers. You may interpret the aging of the falun gong founder in the same way. I believe a lot of the chinese practitioners are kinda dependent on him and want him to do things for them, it's the feeling I've gotten. I've only personally met exiled chinese who moved to the west because of issues with communism in china, but even so they were VERY deluded by communist ideals, in my view. Part of that means to not have your own ideas and just doing what your leader tells you, so whatever is playing out can be seen from that context. The founder indeed do have reasons to age, and even die, looking at how hopeless some of his followers are. That may be the only way for them to actually assume responsibility. If you want them to be the new leaders of chinese culture, they can't be so undetermined and frail, only hoping someone else will do things for them. This is how I understand it, looking from within the practice's community.


 No.1139

>>1137

maybe.. I did find it strange how his posts were deleted


 No.1142

>>1140

Going by the examples given in different lectures I think it's seen as fully possible. But then there is that issue about attachments again...

If you just read zhuan falun I think most of these questions will be answered, it's better you get it from the source.

>>1120


 No.1500

>>977

can I get in on this too?


 No.1510

>>1500

He is just a roleplayer.




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 No.1465[Reply]

4chon.co



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 No.1419[Reply]

Found a link I once wanted to share.

 No.1420

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Posting this from outside the library pic related




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 No.1202[Reply]

Guys I started praying to death and identifying with death and believing myself to be death and because I am death I have power over life and now I have power over life and I am feeling more alive than ever so I forget that I am death and then I lose control so I remember again I am death and my power comes back even stronger and in this way I am ascending.

I am death and Eris is my waifu.

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 No.1323

>>1304

>OP = learningcode

pls go post lots more RACH on 8/pol/ bc mods are faggots and that board should be raped to death


 No.1347

DOX OF THE BO of /edgy/, /fringe/, /looshfront/, /ask/

Name:Kenneth Schueler

Father name:Jack Schueler

Phone Number:(519) 884-3742

Address: 211 Corrie Crecent, Waterloo Ontario

Postal Code:N2L 5W3


 No.1348

>>1347

>kenneth

I thought smiley would have a name with more pazaz


 No.1349

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>>1347

Go nuts.

>DOX OF THE BO of 8/fringe/

FTFY, he's not here for reasons.


 No.1413

>>1323

>he doesn't know that Rach IS most likely a mod




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 No.1400[Reply]

>MFW spambots set in

Not even really so much dealing with it but more so that it's necroing shit threads.



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 No.800[Reply]

A Mexican teenager kills himself over his waifu. He spent most of his time thinking about his waifu, and his allowance went to anime merchandise of Ikaros. He commited suicide by hanging himself with a chain, like how Ikaros has a chain around her neck. He sounds like a very powerful mage to me.

Also, the parents thought he was controlled by a demon and burnt all his anime merchandise.

http://www.diarioextra.com/Noticia/detalle/304162/quinceanero-se-suicida-por-novia-imaginaria

Here is a news story if you can read Spanish or use google translate.

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 No.818

>>815

wait a tick

>a parasite, a succubus

>Post picture of angel

Your not fooling me angel


 No.835

>>814

>The reason succubi need us is because sex doesn't exist in the astral in the same way it does on Earth. They need the interaction of energy that we provide. If you're gonna be a sex slave of one of them, then you'll be kept on a 3D plane for as long as possible.

You obviously dont know anything. They have sex with incubus demons as well, but the gene pool is pretty limited over there, everyone has already done each other.

The point of capturing human souls is the use them for energy or as portals to their time period, because succubus time travel. They dont believe in linear time at all.


 No.841

>>800

This guy doesn't even realize that his waifu is brought back to life in the epilogue.


 No.1324

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>>800

>the parents burnt all his waifu merchandise

>autist weaboo commits suicide

nobody saw that coming


 No.1346

>>1324

I was surprised he didn't kill his parents.




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 No.938[Reply]

I lost my /fringe/ & /x/ folder due to… reasons. Anyway, please dump your best wizardry/occult/x-pill/etc pics, and any (hi-res, wide-screen) spoopy pics here please. Thanks

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 No.947[Reply]

Can someone PLEASE get CodeMonkey to fix the flags on 8ch.net?

Flags work on here and they work on .pl why can't that fucker get flags working?

 No.952

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>Implying we have any control over 8cuck

That was a primary reason for the exodus


 No.953

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on my way


 No.1201

>>953

Thanks, allahu ackbar!




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